Here's to the MIP library. May your lack of books be made up for with memories, lattes and happy thoughts. I will keep the world posted on the progress of the greatest library to be constructed in Michigan history (besides the Mt. Clemens Public Library). Seriously, this actually looks really cool. There is even a Transformers-like robot that fetches the books for us. I call him Bookatron. Down with the Dewey Decimal System!
By Aaron Brandt, who sadly might never set foot in this building.